Monday, 26 April 2010

Beware the Bearded Lady

This all started with a dream I had about a month ago.

In the dream I found myself attending a gathering which was taking place inside what could have been a cathedral, a castle, or possibly even a palace. I was standing inside a massive hall/ballroom packed full of hundreds of well-dressed people. Music played in the background and it was clear that there was a definite party vibe to the occasion, like something special was being celebrated. As I stood there, trying to figure out what was going on, I got the vague impression that there was someone in the hall that I was supposed to meet.

I started to wander aimlessly, weaving my way in and out of the dense crowd of party-goers, when all of a sudden I spotted an attractive dark-haired female, in her late 20's/early 30's, leaning casually against a white wall. She stood alone and aloof, looking rather bored with the festivities taking place around her.

As soon as I noticed the lady my feet came to an abrupt halt. Intuition told me that there was something special about her. As I stood there trying to place her identity I wondered if she might be a celebrity, a member of royalty, or actress I'd once seen on TV, but none of these things seemed to fit the bill. Although I couldn't put my finger on it, I definitely recognized this ladies face from somewhere.

My dream-self stood staring, entranced but confused, thinking: Is this who I'm supposed to be meeting? If that's the case, then why is she completely ignoring me?

As soon as I thought these words the attractive lady turned her head and looked over in my direction. As we locked eyes something strange happened next. All of a sudden hundreds of thin black hairs started to sprout from the smooth pale skin on her chin. Within a matter of seconds a full grown goaty beard had appeared on her face, the very same color as her long dark hair. My jaw dropped open in amazement.

My last thought was "That girl just grew a beard!!!" and then the everything fades to black.

When I woke up in the morning the only dream I could recall was this brief encounter with the attractive bearded lady. I figured my subconscious had shown me her for a reason, but I just couldn't figure out why.

The dream lingered with me for the remainder of the day so later on that evening I took a moment to slip on the Sync Goggles and to take another look at the symbolism from a slightly different perspective. I was eager to know who/what this dream represented and figured that synchronicity might help fill in some of the blanks.

I recalled that actress Salma Hayek had recently starred as a Bearded Lady in the 2009 movie Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant.

Salma Hayek, in the role of 'Madame Truska', has the ability to manifest a full grown beard within a matter of seconds.

Salma Hayek/Madame Truska had a little too much facial hair to fit my deam lady profile to a T, but she wasn't far off the mark.

I also recalled that actress Gwyneth Paltrow wore a fake goaty in the movie 'Shakespeare in Love'.

Gwyneth Paltrow's beard isn't quite hairy enough to match the lady from my dream, but she wasn't far off the mark either.

At the time that's all I could come up with. I had two unusual suspects, Salma Hayek and Gwyneth Paltrow...and that was about it. None of it seemed relevant at the time so I soon forgot about the whole thing.

I mean, bearded ladies!?


A couple of days later things kicked off with a new Sync Whole post called 3/24.

William Morgan took a look at a kids TV programme called The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

The Grim Reaper aka Death is the star of the show.

William mentioned that the Greek Goddess Eris makes a guest appearance in several of The Grim Adventure episodes.

Eris and her golden "Apple of Discord"

In 3/24 William highlighted this ERIS-ZONA image from one of the episodes. Notice that the Jupiter/index finger points to the Goddess Eris. This syncs soundly if we consider that Eris was a daughter of Zeus/Jupiter in Greek mythology.

Eris is a daughter of Hey Zeus!

In Jim and Jakes awesome Hey Zeus! video they show how the number 5 entrains with Jupiter, the 5th planet from the Sun/Son.

5 appears to be the number of the resurrected Dead Man.

Wiki: "Principia Discordia, the sacred text of Discordianism, holds that 23 (along with the discordian prime 5) is one of the sacred numbers of Eris, Goddess of Discord and Chaos."

Here's an image of the Grim/Dead Man (5) aligning with Eris' sacred 2+3.

In 3/24 William pointed out that Eris' number also entrains with Death via Psalm 23:

Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil...

Psalm 23 is read out at most funerals all over the world.

From this we could say that Eris and her number 23 definitely seems to point in the direction of the Dead Man/Hey Zeus/Jesus.

Eris could be considered the Matriarch of Death. The Grims Mistress. Goddess of the Underworld/Abyss/Subconscious/Dreams.

Eris, greek goddess of discord, Athenian painting, ca. 575-525 BC

On one hand Eris' sacred number 23 is associated with Death and some of the darker aspects of Being, while on the other it's very much a key number when it comes to Life.

The late Robert Anton Wilson said that:

‘In conception, Mom and Dad each contribute 23 chromosomes to the fœtus. DNA, the carrier of the genetic information, has bonding irregularities every 23rd Angstrom. Aleister Crowley, in his Cabalistic Dictionary, defines 23 as the number of “life” or “a thread”, hauntingly suggestive of the DNA life-script.’

"23andMe/We. Get to know your DNA. Get in touch with Eris"

Eris' sacred number 23 seems to encompass Life and Death.

The Alpha and Omega.

Heads & Tails.

After reading Will Morgans 3/24 I checked out an episode of The Grim Adventures called 'To Eris Human' because this was the very first time the Greek Goddess, daughter of Zeus/Jupiter, made a guest appearance on the TV show.

The episode reveals that Death has a crush on Eris. She's his perfect partner. As they chat to one another inside a shopping mall I a movie reel aligns with the Grim's head.

Movie film visually entrains with the spiral double helix.

Later on in the episode the Goddess Eris shows Mandy her Golden 'Apple of Discord'. In the scene Eris explains that the Golden Apple is the source of all Chaos.

Eris offers Mandy the opportunity to use her Golden Apple for mischevious purposes and together they decide to target an unsuspecting shopper.

Notice that the guy whose about to be zapped by the Golden Apple is walking past a cANDy/DNA sign. His head aligns with the Red C.

mANDy uses the power of Eris' Golden Apple and sends the shopper tumbling down a stairway. As he falls down the steps he passes the number 23.

This DNA connection helped spark my interest in Eris so I did a little more research and learned that there's a planet in our solar system named after her.

The planet Eris is also known as 2003 UB313.

Eris [Goddess] and Eris [Planet] both entrain with the sacred discordian 23. Nice!

I learned that the planet Eris was first discovered in 2005. Before it was assigned the name 'Eris', after the Greek Goddess, the planet 2003 UB313 was known by the nickname XENA. Apparently the astronomer who discovered her was a fan of the TV show.

The planet Eris aka Xena has a moon called Dysnomia.

In Greek mythology Dysnomia was the daughter of the Goddess Eris. The name "Dysnomia" comes from the Ancient Greek word meaning "LAWLESSNESS".

In the Xena TV show the Warrior Princess was played by actress Lucy LAWLESS.

Lucy Lawless (Xena/Eris) = Lawlessness (Dysnomia)

Planet Eris (Mother of Chaos) and moon Dysnomia (Lawless Daughter) are ONE.

From a sync-perspective we could say that the Daughter of Hey Zeus/Je-Zeus/Jupiter is also the Mother of Hey Zeus/Je-Zeus/Jupiter. The Goddess Eris seems to encompass the Divine Feminine in all her varying aspects, both young and old.

Eris was officially announced to the world in July of 2005. It was revealed that she is very far away from our Sun which means that she tends to remain in a zodiac sign for a very long time.

The planet Eris (2003 UB313 aka XENA) has been travelling through Aries since April 1924 and she’ll remain in that zodiac sign until 2045.

From this we can say that Eris is currently aligned with Aries the Ram/Goat.

Notice that the word ARIES contains ERIS within it.

(a)RIES - ERIS(a)

ERIS could be considered a Horny Goddess of ARIES/RAM/WAR.

PAN, the horned 'Goat-man' of Nature, also entrains with Aries/Eris.

The name PAN can be rotated and rearranged so that it becomes dNA.

PAN = dNA = 23 = Eris = Aries/Goat = PAN

From this sync-perpective it looks like the Greek Eris (Chaos) and the Greek Pan (Nature) make for a perfect pair. In their own unique ways they both seem to symbolize Totality. The Whole which is greater than the sum of its parts. Beyond time, and beyond gender.

When I made this Eris/Pan connection I was suddenly reminded of the dream I mentioned at the start of this post.

The attractive female had flashed me a dark 'goaty' beard just moments before the dream came to an abrupt end. It was very clear that it wasn't a full grown beard on her face. The hairs only covered the ladies chin. It was most definitely a 'Goaty'.

And it all took place while I was taking a NAP.


I figured that the Bearded Lady might somehow be involved in the Eris pattern which was beginning to take shape, so on a hunch I went back to the beginning and took another look at actress Gwyneth Paltrow who wore this 'Goaty' in the movie Shakespeare in Love.

Gwyneth Paltrow is married to Chris Martin, lead singer for the UK band Coldplay, so I did a quick search to see if the Goddess Eris was mentioned in a Coldplay song title or lyric. Here's what came back:

Eris, the daughter of Zeus/Jupiter, seems to be a fan of Coldplays 42.

I should have known!

I took this as a sign that I shouldn't completely dismiss the Eris/Goaty/Bearded-Lady connection.

Things got more interesting when I came across an old episode of My Name is Earl. In Season 2 Episode 3 (note the 23) actress Judy Greer stars as 'The Amazing Bearded Woman':

When I googled Judy Greer I came across this image of her.

Not only does she star as a Bearded Lady in an episode which entrains with the number 23, but she also has something in common with Eris' Apple of Chaos.

It might be worth noting here that actress Gwyneth Paltrow, the other Bearded Lady, has a daughter named Apple.

Here's a brief summary of what I'd learned so far:
  • Eris is a Greek Goddess of Discord and Chaos whose closely associated with the number 23 & 5.
  • Her favorite forbidden fruit appears to be the Apple.
  • Eris shares her name with a Dwarf planet which is currently influenced by Aries/Ram/Goat/PAN/dNA.
  • Eris' connection with the number 42 and DNA suggests that she's the Meaning of Life
  • Her connection with Psalm 23 suggests that she's also the Meaning of Death.
  • She may/may not have something in common with a Bearded Dream Lady!

When I looked at the list above there were two things which stuck out in my mind The first was Eris' connection with the 'Dwarf' and the second was her connection with the 'Beard'. It felt natural to put the two together so I decided to follow the trail of this new lead.

Eris shares her name with a 'Dwarf planet' so from a sync-perspective Eris could be considered something of a 'Dwarf Goddess'. It's silly, but it kinda makes sense.

Eris is a Horny Dwarf Goddess of Discord!

Eris is a Goddess of the Underworld, and Dwarfs, if you look at the Tolkein/Disney variety, are naturally at home in her Underworld. Eris and the Dwarf, for some bizarre reason, seem to entrain with one another.

In Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers I recalled that there's a scene in which Gimli tells Aragorn stories about the Dwarfs who live deep inside the mountains of Middle Earth. Gimli informs Aragorn that all Dwarf women have beards, just like the men.

Here's an example of a Tolkeinesque Dwarf-lady.

In J. R. R. Tolkein's fantasy world a 'Dwarf Lady' is also a 'Bearded Lady'.

Eris could be considered a 'Dwarf Lady' due to her affinity with a 'Dwarf' planet.

Eris could therefore be considered a 'Bearded Lady'.

From this unusual set of circumstances we could say that:

Eris = Dwarf/Gnome Goddess = Bearded Lady = Dream Lady

Like the one who flashed me her Goaty.


If we briefly revisit the Bearded Lady episode of My Name is Earl (Season 2 Episode 3) we find Earl and rANDy (the two main characters of the show) inside Judy Greer's home.

After paying the Bearded Lady an unexpected visit they exit her house, walk down the garden path, and immediately come face to face with this little dude who jogs straight past them. Earl and Randy refer to him as a 'Munchkin' and joke that he's 'Off to see the Wizard':

Later on in the episode I learned that the Bearded Lady and the Dwarf/Munchkin-resonator are actually very good friends with one another.

While thinking about the syncnificance of the short-statured Dwarf I was reminded of the Gnome due to their physical resemblance.

Having connected the dots between the Dwarf and the Gnome it suddenly struck me that the G-Nome points to our DNA/23/Eris.

Gnome = Dys-Gnomia = Eris' Lawless MooN Child

The Dwarf/Gnome is a naughty Child of Eris who has broken all the rules by tasting the forbidden fruit. Having bitten off a chunk of MoM they've become ONE with the MooN/MON/NOW/ZOE.

Actress ZOE Greystone:

Having tasted Death, and survived, the MooN Child is always eager for another bite.

Our DNA/Genome/Gnome is a Map which was encoded into us at conception. The serpent (like the one who tricked Eve) has been tempting us forward on our path since the very first day we were born. We've been chasing Death all this time, without even realizing it.

The journey of the unsuspecting Hobbit/Dwarf/Gnome seems to lead, in one way or another, to the Heart of Darkness. Back to the womb from whence we came...and then beyond some.

The other week my eldest daughter was channel surfing when she stopped to watch a kids TV show called Phineas & Ferb. During the episode I this giant Volcano rises out of the ocean and starts erupting...

...and Gnomes/Genomes rain down on the people below.

This reminded me of the Icelandic Volcano Eyjafjallajokull which has recently been causing a great deal of Erisian chaos here in the UK and many other parts of Europe.

While reading Journey to the Centre of the Heart (a post focusing on the volcanic events in Iceland) I noticed that the very first image shows a short guy (Dwarf/Gnome-resonator) wearing the Horns of Aries/Eris, while fire and smoke erupts from the top of his Crown Chakra:

The Kundalini energy, described in Eastern traditions as a 'Fire Serpent', is said to spiral up the spinal column during moments of Gnosis, activating the Crown Chakra based at the top of the skull. When this alignment takes place the Kundalini Fire Dragon is released, erupting through the Whole in our head, and allowing our Spirit to rise/eris.

I like how the hat of the Gnome happens to be Volcano shaped. <]:^)

Shortly after watching the Gnomes being released from the Volcano in an episode of Phineas & Ferb my daughter used her pocket money that weekend to buy herself the Gremlins dvd. Later on that day I watched it with her for old times sake (Gremlins was one of my favorite movies as a kid) and it didn't take long before I realized that Gizmo was somehow involved in this unusual Dwarf/Gnome/Eris pattern.

Near the end of the movie the horde of Gremlins gather inside a cinema to watch this movie.

As Billy and Gizmo approach the cinema I noticed that the pillar outside the entrance has TINsel snaking up it:

Inside the cinema the Gremlins start messing about with the projector and movie film/DNA.

One of the little buggers gets himself caught up in the cycle and starts spinning around as the movie begins to play.

The Agents of Chaos/Minions of Eris sit back to enjoy the show.

The Gremlins watch as the Dwarfs/Gnomes march towards their Diamond Mine/Underworld.

Stripe, the leader of the Gremlins, takes a break from the movie to search for a snack.

Stripe looks outside the cinema window and notices this red neon cANDy sign.

The lead character Billy (entraining with the 'Billy Goat') sets the cinema alight and watches as it erupts in a blaze of glory.

Stripe, the last surviving Gremlin, makes a lucky escape due to his love of cANDy.

Billy Goat chases after Stripe and smashes through a window beneath the letters DNA.

Billy and Gizmo go on to save the day, and when the movie came to an end I couldn't help but think that the Dwarf/Gnome was somehow deeply entwined in this Eris sync-pattern.

It was time to take another look at actress Salma Hayek aka the Candy Girl.

Hayek played the role of Madame Tuska in the 2009 movie Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant:

When I took another look at The Vampires Assistant movie poster I noticed that Salma Hayek looked TINy in comparison to the giant MooN Child who stands centre stage.

If we forget about the law of perspective for just a moment, we could say that Salma Hayek somewhat resembles a Dwarf. In this poster she's about the size of a Garden Gnome.

In The Vampires Assistant actor JC Rilley, star of the new HEY ZEUS! video, played the role of the Bearded Ladies vampire lover.

Salma Hayek starred in another vampire movie called From Dusk Till Dawn.

Before I get to Hayeks involvement in the movie I want to quickly look at a scene which takes place in the intro.

During a fire-fight Quentin Tarantino's character is shot in the hand, resulting in a hole through the centre of his palm.

Tarantino holds his bloody Christ-palm up to his face and peeks through the gap in his flesh. The Spirit Palm is invoked as the Eye of George Clooney (GC - Galactic Centre) turns to look at the camera.

I wanted to mention this Galactic Centre sync-wink because of a scene in the Gremlins movie. Inside the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs cinema there's a sign in the foyer displaying the MILKY WAY.

In From Dusk Till Dawn Salma Hayek plays the role of a dNA-sucking vampire named Satanico PANdemonium.

1. wild confusion; uproar
2. a place of uproar and chaos

[coined by Milton to designate the capital of hell in Paradise Lost,
from pan- + Greek daimōn demon]

Eris, a Goddess of Chaos and Discord, could definitely be considered a Goddess of PANdemonium.

From this we could say that Salma Hayek and Eris seem to have a couple of things in common. They can both be connected to the Dwarf/Gnome, the Bearded Lady, and Chaos/PANdemonium.

In From Dusk Till Dawn Hayek starred alongside actor Danny Trejo.

This is worth mentioning because he played the role of 'Johnny 23' in the movie Con Air. Here he is marked with the sacred number of Eris.

DANny 23

DNA 23

Danny Trejo, in the role of Johnny 23, has a tattoo of Death's Skull on his forearm. Notice that the DNA chain and Vine/Rope is present as Jonny recounts the history of his tattoo.

In this From Dusk Till Dawn artwork I noticed that Satanico PANdemonium (Hayek) stands as tall as a giant. The Goddess 'Dwarfs' the three people beneath her, making them look TINy in comparison.

Actress Juliette Lewis is the middle Dwarf/Gnome holding the Cross Bow.

In the movie Juliette Lewis and family are kidnapped by Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney and taken to a Mexican vampire bar. The entrance of the Titty Twister leads to the Heart of the Milky Way, the source of all floW.

Inside the bar a frightened Juliette Lewis watches as Salma Hayek (PANdemonium/Chaos/Eris) is introduced onto the stage by DANny Trejo/Johnny 23.

As Hayek struts her stuff we get a glimpse of the Tiger, the 2010 animal totem.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kundalini

This whole scene entrains with the performance that Hayek gives in Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant. In both instances Hayek is dressed in Red, and in both movies she's linked to the blood-sucking Vampire/Dead Man.

Actress Juliette Lewis starred alongside Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn so I followed her trail to see where it lead.

I didn't know it at the time but I'd just opened a whole new can of worms!

Juliette Lewis starred alongside Brad Pitt in the movie Kalifornia.

In this poster Brad Pitt is seen crouching down low to the ground. His posture suggests that he's short in stature and he kind of reminds me of a bearded Dwarf.

The Greeks called the Goddess of Chaos & PANdemonium by the name of Eris.

The Hindus, on the other hand, knew the Dark Mother as Kali.

Here we see the name KALI superimposed over the Dwarf-like Brad Pitt.

According to Hinduism and Buddhism, we are currently in the Kali Yuga, ruled by Kali, Shakti's wrathful aspect, who liberates through decapitation. Author David Pinchbeck wrote that "During this Aeon, the lunar, sinister current of the Feminine Daimonic is at its zenith, a spiritual condition which allows for the breaking up of all boundaries and the free play of creative chaos."

As if to help emphasize the importance of the Kali/Kalifornia/Eris relationship the Universe dropped me a blatant sync-wink a couple of weeks ago.

My daughter arrived home from school, ran upstairs, slipped into some casual clothes, and when she came back down we got chatting about what she'd been up to that day. I happened to glance at her new jogging bottoms, a pair which she'd recently bought herself, and noticed that the number 23 appeared above the name CALI.

ERIS = 23 = KALI

I took this as a sign that the Hindu and Greek Goddesses should be considered ONE and the same.

I did a little more research to see if I could make any more sense of the Eris/Kali connection and stumbled across this little gem on the Eris Wiki page.

Eris' Golden Apple of Discord, the very source of her Chaotic power, was said to have had the letters KALLI, or KALI, inscribed upon it!

Believe it not but I actually ate the Golden Apple just the other week. I was in the kitchen peeling an apple when I noticed that the bright pink sticker revealed that it was GOLDEN.

The number 4021 reminded me that the Golden Apple belongs to Eris, the daughter of Hey Zeus/Je-Zeus/Jupiter.

4 + 2 + 1 = 7

While thinking about the syncnificance of the Apple and the number 7 it didn't take long before I made the Dwarf association.

Here we see the Witch of Chaos and Discord (Eris/Kali) holding an Apple while surrounded by the Seven (4+2+1) Dwarfs. Notice that the BAD Apple creates a halo above Snow Whites head.

The letters AND/DNA touch the spiral double helix.

Snow White is a Dwarf-loving daughter of Zeus, the Apple of Jupiter's Red Eye.

Snow White and the SEVEN Dwarfs reminded me of the movie Sinbad: Legend of the SEVEN Seas.

Brad Pitt (seen earlier as a Dwarf in the KALIfornia poster) plays the lead role of The Mighty SyncBAD.

SinBAD/Sin214 points to Jupiters BAD Daughter:

In the poster above Eris is depicted as a Mermaid, a Lady of the Water/floW, like the one found in the Starbucks logo:

I mentioned earlier that the planet Eris is currently aligned with Aries/Ram/Goat/Pan.

Michelle Pfeiffer (the voice of Eris in the movie SinBAD) rides the chariot of Aries/Ram/Goat/Pan in the 2007 movie Stardust.

Michelle Pfeiffer plays the role of a Witch named Lamia.
'Laime/Lamia' means 'Luck', in the good sense and the BAD.

In Stardust, Michelle Pfeiffer/Lamia is one of three BAD sisters.

These sisters are known by many names around the world - the Fates, the Norns, the Moirae, the Parcae, the Laimas and Morrigan. William Shakespeare referred to them, in the tragic tale of Macbeth, as the 'Wyrd Sisters'.

In Stardust actress Michelle Pfeiffer/Eris/Lamia is the wisest of the Wyrd Sisters.

I checked out Michelle Pfeiffer's profile on IMDB and found that the 42nd entry is a TV show called 'CALLIE & Son'.

In this SinBAD poster we find that Brad Pitt is 'Dwarfed' by the giant blue-skinned Eris/Kali.

Notice that the Goddesses blue hand carries a bag containing 7 Tiny Dwarf-like people. The Dwarfs seem to be suspended from strands of the goddesses Hair.

Snow White and the SEVEN Seas
Sinbad: Legend of the SEVEN Dwarfs

Here's an excerpt from an article entitled The Seventh Dwarf - "Defining the characters of Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, and Happy came easily enough, but for a long time during production, that last dwarf was simply called “Seventh.” That is, until animator Ward Kimball came across a vaudeville actor named Eddie Collins and observed one of his performances. Kimball used Collins’ pantomimes as the basis for the character that would later be named Dopey. It was one of the first times that live-action footage was recorded for an animated film, a technique that is still often used today. After Dopey’s look and movements were developed, production team members scrambled to find the perfect voice for him, but Disney decided that Dopey would simply not speak, and that would be what was special about him."

From Dopey's perspective everything in Life, even the mundane things, look like glittering jewels. From this outlook everything around him looks like one priceless Diamond...even the BAD things.

Notice above that the 7th Dwarf is associated with the Puffin/Puffing.

Maybe Dopey's BAD habit (his Dope-smoking?) has something to do with his 'Crystalline/Christ-aligned' clarity of Mind. Marijuana seems to help the Kundalini Serpent climb the ladder of the spine, allowing the Spirit to 'get high'.

Brad Pitt (star of SinBAD: Legend of the SEVEN Seas and SEVEN Years in Tibet) seems to entrain with Dopey, the 7th Dwarf.

In the movie Seven, Brad Pitt/SinBAD plays a police detective whose married to actress Gwyneth Paltrow.

At the very end of the movie actor Morgan Freeman opens this cardboard box and discovers Gwyneth Paltrows decapitated head inside of it.

Gwyenth Paltrows head helps trigger a chain reaction which results in Brad Pitt, the 7th Dwarf, completing the cycle of Death by becoming WRAth, the 7th Deadly Sin(BAD).

The decapitated head inside PANdora's Box belongs to this Shakespearean Bearded-Lady.

Remember how I mentioned earlier that Gwyneth Paltrow (whose daughter's name is 'Apple') entrains with Eris, daughter of Zeus/Jupiter, and the number 42.

Now that we've come back to this image ^ notice that Eris lives in Anaheim, CA.

CA = KALIfornia = Home of the 7th Dwarf

Cali/Kali is often seen clothed in the skin of a Cat, or depicted riding on the back of a Bengal Tiger. She's a Black/Blue Cat-woman.

The Black Cat entrains with Eris/Kali via Michelle Pfeiffer's performance as Cat-woman in the movie Batman Returns.

Black Cat = BC/23

B.A.D. Cats sync with SinB.A.D.

Cats are naturally Hairy creatures, therefore a 'Cat-woman' could also be considered a 'Hairy-woman'.....kind of like this one:

I checked out the Bearded Ladies profile on IMDB and noticed that she also entrains with SinBAD, along with a couple of other things of interest.

Check out 93 million miles away from came one for 93/PANcake flavored syncnificance.

Salma Hayek and Michelle Pfeiffer both entrain with Eris/Kali and they both share a connection with SinBAD and the Cat.

In the movie From Dusk Till Dawn actress Juliette Lewis (the lover of Brad Pitt/SinBAD in the movie 'KALIfornia') played a character named KATe.

In the SinBAD movie Brad Pitt falls in love with the character Marina voiced by actress CAT-HER-IN Zeta Jones. She also has the CAT-IN-HER.

Catherine might be an explorer of the Seven Seas but she's also at perfectly at home on the Red. Considering this post has focused on a number synchronicites involving our DNA/Blood it seems fitting to find her associated with the Red C which flows through our veins.

The Red C also flows out of an awakened Volcano.

On a whim I checked out the 1997 movie Volcano and noticed that a Scottish actor named Dayton Callie makes an appearance in the disaster flick.

A quick look at Dayton Callie's career showed that he voiced one of the characters in this syncnificant computer game.

If we combine the name Callie with the number 42 we're lead back to Michelle Pfeiffer the KAT-woman of Chaos & Volcanoes.

According to the Top 10 Deadly Volcano Eruptions the Icelandic Volcano named LAKI (KALI) is number ONE on the list.

Of course, at this moment in time Laki isn't the Icelandic Volcano which is making all the headlines. Currently all eyes seem to be focusing on the giant KAT-la.

On 20 April 2010 Icelandic President Ólafur Grímsson said that "the time for Katla to erupt is coming close ... we [Iceland] have prepared ... it is high time for European governments and airline authorities all over the world to start planning for the eventual Katla eruption".

When I followed this Katla/Kat/Cat connection I found that the Na'vi, the Blue-skinned Cat-people from the movie Avatar, helped shed some hair on the mater.

The Na'vi are alien Cat-people who live on the planet PANdora.


The Na'vi use their braids of Hair (resonating the DNA strand) to connect with the consciousness of the planet PANdora.

This length of Hair (a form of Alien Antenna) helps the Na'vig8or to merge deeper with the spirit of the Goddess. It's their direct link with CALIE - the Mother Ship - and it gives the ALIEN the natural ability to 'Phone Home'.

The Hair allows the Na'vi to peek inside PANdoras Box:

When we choose to open the lid of the PRESENT, and unlock the NOW, we realize that WE/ME are the Alien/Calie, the Little Green Man, and we've already landed on planET Earth/hEart.

X marks the spot.

In this SinBAD poster we see Brad Pitt swinging from a giant strand of Eris' Hair (Beard?) with CAT-IN-HER Zeta Jones and Dog/goD in tow.

The Hairy Beard/Braid of the Goddess Kali/Eris seems to represent a bridge, a genetic ladder, which supports SinBAD as he swings triumphantly across the Pitt of Death.

By aligning with Kali/Calie/Alien/Khrist Konsciousness, SinBAD becomes a Dead Man without the hassle of actually having to die. By crossing the Bridge he effectively cheats his way into Life. The Dead Man is resurrected/reborn.

In this scene from the movie KALIfornia I learned that actor David Duchovny is the one who stands guard at Deaths Doorway. David Duchovny, via his role in The X-Files and CALIfornication TV shows, resonates deeply with themes of ALIEN/CALIE contact.

So how do you open Deaths Doorway without actually dying?

Well one method which seems to have worked well for me in the past is the consumption of Dope. If you want to taste the Forbidden Fruit, to reconnect with Consciousness/Spirit, then a smoke of weed can certainly help loosen the astral sphincter. It won't take us deep into Eris' Underworld, but it will relax the mind long enough so that we can glimpse the higher states of Consciousness which are our birth right.

Smoking can help us go deeper into our own Being. If we go with the flow and ride the waves of chaos (to overcome our own fear/paranoia) then a smoke of weed can help us find our way to the Land of Cali. If you'd like to 'Sync like a stone', then 'getting stoned' is probably one of the most reliable ways of doing it.

If you want push the boat out and go even deeper then I believe that one of the most powerful ways of opening Deaths Doorway, of more fully entering Eris' Abyss, is to use the Dead Mans Rope.

The Dead Mans Rope is commonly known as Ayahuasca.

aya means "spirit", "ancestor," or "dead person" and huasca, "vine" or "rope".

Notice that the Vine/Rope looks very much like a braid of Eris' Hair.

Ayahuasca, like other entheogenic plants, helps to awaken our inner-CALIE/ALIEN. I believe that it can trigger our dormant 'junk' DNA (our inner-Gnome/Genome) and reignite the Kundalini Fire Serpent in a most powerful and sacred way.

By consuming enTHEOgenic plants reconnect with THEO/THEOS = Greek name for GOD

A couple of years ago I started to read books about Shamanism and started to research the Ayahuasca vine. After learning as much as I could on the subject I decided that it was finally time to take the next step, and actually experience it myself first hand. I bought the Ayahuasca Vine and Chacruna Leaves on Ebay for a reasonable price and made a home-made brew in the comfort of my own home. Due to my inexperience I didn't make the brew properly and ssomewhat spoiled the experience. I drank the brew but it didn't seem to have any effect on me. This is not what I'd seen in videos of Ayahuasca ceremony, where people usually looked like they were tripping off the face of the earth, and vomiting convulsively. I lay back with my eyes closed and nothing happened at all. Looking back at my first attempt at DIY shamanism I now realize that I simply wasn't ready for it. I believe that I subconsciously sabotaged the brew out of my own anxieties/fears. I just wasn't mentally prepared to confront some of the deeper aspects of my own Being. I went looking for THEO/GOD through a potent enTHEOgen and ended up finding NOthing.

If you do feel inclined to try Ayahuasca then I'd recommend finding an experienced shaman who can guide you on this path, rather than 'going it alone' like I did. For a much more rewarding experience I'd look for a gifted Ayahuasquero, like the multi-talented multi-dimensional Jim Sanders for example, and find someone who has dedicated their life to walking in the foot steps of the Shaman. The most important thing (and I think this applies to every choice we choose to make in life) is to trust your own intuition and do what feels right for you. Noone can tell you what you should or shouldn't do. If in doubt, allow your intuition and your dreams to guide you.

Hair/Vine = Deaths Bridge = Rainbow Bridge

The Rainbow Bridge appears in the sky when sunlight is refracted at 42 degrees, the exact angle of Jupiter/Joy-Zeus. The 42 degrees unite Kali/MoM with Sun/Son.

The Rainbow has Seven colors, like the Seven chakras, or the Seven Dwarfs.

The Rainbow Vine/Ayahuasca makes for a potent cup of TEA.

This cup of Ayahuasca T helps to unlock the Doorway of our own Being.

The T is the Key which can help set ALICE/CALIE free.

I followed the T and was lead back to a comicbook heroine known as T-ankh Girl. I first came across her syncnificance while writing a post called Send in the Tankh.

The Tank Girl movie stars rapper Ice-T.

Although I haven't experienced a proper Ayahuasca ceremony yet, I think that the above poster gives me a good idea what it might feel like. Being fired out of a cannon sounds a little daunting, but if it helps us reconnect with MoM then having your psyche blasted off the face of the planet feels a very small price to pay, at least in my opinion.

Plants (whether it's Weed, Ayahuasca, Shrooms etc.) are gifts which can help us Sync deeper into the Earth/hEart, kind of like the guy in the image below. A cup of Kali's T unhinges the Mind so that PANdoras Box can be opened fully. A grenade to the Crown Chakra isn't subtle, but it certainly gets the job done.

In this 'head-less' state of No-Mind, we begin to turn Blue. We die, yet continue to live.

In this state of limbo Eris, Goddess of the Underworld/Subconscious, becomes our guide/overseer. She picks us up, puts the fragments of splintered Being inside her hand bag, and teaches her courageous little Gnomes what Gnosis is all about.

In 3/24 William pointed out that actress Lori Petty played the role of 'Tank Girl' in the 2003 movie.

In A League of their Own we seen Lori Petty (wearing the number 23) kicking T-Hanks in the nuts.

Lori Petty seemed to sync well with Kali/Eris and the number 23, so I checked out her profile on IMDB.

Tank Girl Lori Petty has played two characters named 'Robin'.

Finding Lori Petty syncing with Sex, having also kicked Tom Hanks in the genitals, reminded me that NO-mind is achieved in a number of different ways. Intercourse is simply another enjoyable way of elevating the Mind. While experiencing an orgasm it's said that the Kundalini Serpent is freed from it's prison at the base of the spine, the location of the Root Chakra. When we enter the moment of climax we get to momentarily glimpse that beautiful place from which we all came, and will one day return. Sex naturally triggers No-Mind, which is why it can be such an amazing experience. Sex, like drugs, can be highly addictive which means, like most things, it's open for abuse. I suppose that finding the healthy balance, through trial and error, is all part of the fun.

Wiki: "Legend has it that when Jesus was dying on the cross, the Robin, then simply brown in colour, flew to his side and sang into his ear in order to comfort him in his pain. The blood from his wounds stained the Robin's breast, and thereafter all Robins got the mark of Christ's blood upon them."

Tank Girl has two Red Spots (resonating the red-breasted Robin) on her TiTs:

The Red Spot - Blood of Christ - Robins TiT - Milky Way are ONE.

What I've learned while writing this post is that if you ever choose to follow your dreams, in this case represented by a Bearded Dwarf Lady, then you should expect to be lead down some pretty strange avenues of thought!

In hindsight I think I can now look at my Bearded Lady dream from a whole new perspective. much more clearly. I don't think that Eris/Kali actually visited me while I slept. That would be silly...although I am open to this possibility. The key message I get from the dream, and all the other syncs surrounding it, is that things are growing. The Hair is growing. The Rainbow Bridge is growing. WE/ME are growing. We're currently experiencing a time of rapid chaotic 'Goaty' expansion and this is a most definite cause for celebration.

Trust in your own dreams, follow them, but always expect the unexpected...

Remember that Life is one big curve-ball that WE/ME never saw coming...

Always feed your Gremlins after Midnight...

And be-aware of the Bearded Lady.

Thanks for reading.